Last night during the intermittent bouts of sleep I did get, I had a dream (a dream a dream) about Joe Gordon-Levitt. Oooh, oooh Claire! I can hear you saying. Claire! Was it a sexy dream?
Of course it fucking wasn’t!
I dreamed that we were hanging out and we decided we wanted to watch that movie
Enchanted. But instead of renting it, or downloading it like normal people we decided the best way would be to go door knocking and asking people if we could watch it on their TV. We spent a very,
veryvery long time knocking on doors, searching for someone with this movie until Zach Braff (?) finally let us in and we sat on his floor and started watching it. I don’t know if my brain was too lazy to dream the actual movie, or if I was just SO BORED BY WHAT MY SUBCONSCIOUS THINKS IS VALID DREAM ENTERTAINMENT, but at that point I woke up.
Good story, am I right? Christopher Nolan couldn’t write that hot shit.
I think it means I need a haircut. And a dye. I’m feeling the urge to go back to bright orange. Or as the French people call it: bleugh bleugh bleugh.
Yes, I am a racist French people, but you bring it on yourselves.
Is it time for your scheduled boring Claire update? I think it is.
I’ll try to be brief.
Last night I fell on my face! Because my leg was asleep and I didn’t quite realise until I’d flung myself out of my chair and it folded under me like one of those noisy musical things. My ankle made this amazing crunching noise! And I laughed because what was that?!
I feel like there should be a sitcom about me sometimes. It would just be me falling over in my living room, and writing fanfiction on the internet, and occasionally having stomach pain so bad it sets off a severe panic attack and I have to call the ambulance. (Again!) Occasionally, I could say witty things like “What is the DEAL with furries?”
I LOVE INCEPTION YOU GUYS YOU GUYS INCEPTION I LOVE IT. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THIS:

WHO KNEW LEO DICAPRIO COULD BE SUCH A BOUNDLESS SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT? NOT ME!
But now I know better. Anyways, I’ve seen the movie five times now, but I think my favourite time was actually the fifth time, because due to circumstances unforseen, it was in a tiny overcrowded cinema, squidged in a two person seat with two other people (that’s three people in a two person seat, for those of you that have trouble with counting) and yeah, so being in a cramped, ridiculous and already v. amusing situation, I could NOT STOP LAUGHING. I laughed at ALL OF IT but ESPECIALLY DICAPRIO'S FACE. And then when I would stop laughing, one of the friends that I was tucked into (and possibly making sterile) would show some signs of life and set me off again.
Right, this entry is getting way too long and inane so the rest of the update will be in point form.
Things which I am also currently doing when I’m not falling over:
- Working
- Sleeping
- Fanficting (ARTHUR/COBB FOREVAHHHHHH)
- Pottering about with other projects that I’m too self-conscious to talk about but might eventually
- Hangs with chums and happy clappin' family members
- Giving myself emphysema (Probably)
- Plotting trips.
- Plotting to see Inception again before it leaves the flickers
That’s quite a lot isn’t it? I mean, relatively. That iron IV must actually be working for me or something.
I’m going now. I leave you
with this.